Dick Clark

[SplitSecond]

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Dec 27 2005, 06:48 AM\'][quote name=\'pocketchange2006\' date=\'Dec 26 2005, 10:52 PM\']
Jesus.

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So that's your real name. Now we know. Happy birthday two days late.

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(dusts off the old "can't even get nailed three times" joke)

What?  It's late December.  I'm allowed to be in reruns.

[Robair]

[quote name=\'dzinkin\' date=\'Dec 26 2005, 11:15 PM\']The latter, actually.

My apologies to all for not catching it sooner; he won't be posting again.
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Wow! Done in by a sappy gooey Get Well Dick post! You remember his posts from after the stroke? Same weepy tone.

The master criminals always seem to give themselves away in the end...

[PYLdude]

[quote name=\'Robair\' date=\'Dec 27 2005, 03:01 PM\']The master criminals always seem to give themselves away in the end...

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Oh, but he'll be back. The both of them will be back. No matter how many times they call us Hitlerville or try to compare us to ATGS, or try to say they're better than us, we know that they're only lying to themselves.

[davemackey]

I saw those Dick Clark pics a good two weeks ago. We don't quite know how old they are, but knowing what I know about strokes, you don't quite get cured from them overnight. So perhaps this is the Dick we're getting Saturday night.

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'davemackey\' date=\'Dec 27 2005, 12:16 PM\']So perhaps this is the Dick we're getting Saturday night.

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If you can't be with the Dick you love, then love the Dick you're with.

/got nuthin'

[chris319]

So perhaps this is the Dick we're getting Saturday night.

That's Dick with a capital "D".

[DrBear]

[quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Dec 27 2005, 02:29 PM\']

So perhaps this is the Dick we're getting Saturday night.

That's Dick with a capital "D".

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Which only proves that both Chris and Chris do know Dick.

[Robair]

[quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Dec 27 2005, 03:29 PM\']

So perhaps this is the Dick we're getting Saturday night.

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One of each, actually.

Seacrest OUUUUUUT!

[chris319]

Just say it, Robair: Ry-Ry is getting some Dick Saturday night.

There.

(Won't be the first time.)

[Robert Hutchinson]

What was that you were saying about "stupidest thread ever", Mr. Ottinger?

[Matt Ottinger]

[quote name=\'Robert Hutchinson\' date=\'Dec 27 2005, 09:25 PM\']What was that you were saying about "stupidest thread ever", Mr. Ottinger?[/quote]
As Mark so astutely pointed out in the other thread, we probably have quite a few that could vie for that honor.

Meanwhile, I giggle every time I drive by "Dick's Sporting Goods", so I'm perhaps not the best person to pass judgment.

[FOXSportsFan]

Here's what may be deemed a "Captain Obvious" statement.  KYW's Eyewitness News had a small report on Dick Clark's condition and Ryan Seacrest was cited as saying that Dick Clark sounds different.  Last I checked, most people who have a stroke are gonna sound a little different.  Of course, if you're like Harry Caray and you pound down some Budweiser, your mileage in difference goes through the roof.

[BrandonFG]

If I may break into the mudslinging and X-rated jokes... ;-)

I just heard the something similar from my station. They said he's expected to actually make a speech at "New Year's Rockin Eve" and shouldn't be in a wheelchair. If I can find a link I'll post it.

And we all know this is true b/c they have ME as an employee! No one at WVEC knows how to bowl. :-P

And back to the slinging....your mom watches TTD90.

[rugrats1]

[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Dec 28 2005, 11:19 PM\']I just heard the something similar from my station. They said he's expected to actually make a speech at "New Year's Rockin Eve" and shouldn't be in a wheelchair. [/quote]

Back to the pictures -- this past Sunday's (12/25) St. Petersburg Times had a cover of Seacrest, his co-host (don't know name) and Dick Clark on the cover of their TV magazine -- with Dick standing.

A couple of days later, the Times apologised for the picture, saying that the photo came from a press release, with Dick doctored in from an earlier photo (by ABC, not the Times), with the Times running it without knowing all the facts abvout the picture.

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'rugrats1\' date=\'Dec 29 2005, 09:46 AM\']Back to the pictures -- this past Sunday's (12/25) St. Petersburg Times had a cover of Seacrest, his co-host (don't know name) and Dick Clark on the cover of their TV magazine -- with Dick standing.
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Because life is always better when Dick is standing tall.

(Sorry. Couldn't resist. I admit that it's awfully penile purile humor.