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The Game Show Forum => The Big Board => Topic started by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 01:26:26 AM

Title: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 01:26:26 AM
Okay, everyone here knows I love game shows. Standardized tests remind me so much of them, what with the timer and scripts. Anyway, I play a lot of timed games on my computer...games that could use a game show like script. While writing the script is the easy part...the voice is the hard part...I have someone's voice mail I used to work with in NY, but no other way to contact her. She has the perfect "reading, standardized test, game show" voice, but the problem is getting THAT voice to read my scripts and time me without her actually being there, being that wee are states apart. Any ideas?

(Mods, please move if it's in the wrong section)
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: PYLdude on May 08, 2014, 01:42:46 AM
Suddenly I had this weird thought...which means I'm likely reading you wrong, but still. Story sounds like somebody I met last year.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: TLEberle on May 08, 2014, 02:32:38 AM
What exactly are you asking?
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 02:52:18 AM
Asking if anyone knows how to duplicate a voice so I can plug in text and she can read it.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: parliboy on May 08, 2014, 04:35:30 AM
Assuming the answer is "yes", it'll cost you less to hire a voice actor to impersonate her.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: PYLdude on May 08, 2014, 05:02:46 AM
Assuming the answer is "yes", it'll cost you less to hire a voice actor to impersonate her.

I don't have much technical knowledge but I concur with Gene here. You probably could do what you're desiring to but the amount of time, effort, and money it would take would hardly be worth it.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: clemon79 on May 08, 2014, 11:29:29 AM
Johnny, read this article (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/roger-eberts-voice-restored-experimental-technology/story?id=9987141) so you can get a better idea of the scope of what you're asking for.

It wouldn't just be cheaper to hire a voice actor; it would be cheaper to hire a detective to find this woman and fly her to your home each and every time you wanted her to read something for you.

/and just about as creepy
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: pacdude on May 08, 2014, 11:59:03 AM
This is another Genuine Creepy™ Game Show Forum Post.

You just want to pay a woman to read things you write for games you play on the computer?

Check Craigslist.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: TLEberle on May 08, 2014, 02:06:17 PM
I am terribly and completely confused about the whole operation.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: clemon79 on May 08, 2014, 02:21:27 PM
I am terribly and completely confused about the whole operation.

The vibe I am getting (and this is still a guess considering how poorly the whole thing has been explained) is that Johnny wants this chick's voice in synthesized form so he can just point a program of some sort at a text file and have it read in this voice.

And that Johnny does not understand at all that it's nowhere near (and by that I mean on a par with "I want someone to build something the size of a Sterno can for me that will power my home for a month. Any ideas?") that simple.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: MikeK on May 08, 2014, 02:59:17 PM
I am terribly and completely confused about the whole operation.
Johnny wants a female voice on his voicemail to do voices for his version of The Rich List, which goshdarnit, if he had gotten protection on it, he'd be on easy street.  And if my aunt had cajones, she'd be my uncle.

Or something like that.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: BrandonFG on May 08, 2014, 05:09:20 PM
If I'm reading this correctly, maybe try the Windows Narrator program?
http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-xp/help/use-narrator
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 05:55:53 PM
That's not her voice, though Brandon...pm me your email addy and I'll try to explain...
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: TLEberle on May 08, 2014, 06:02:26 PM
That's not her voice, though Brandon...pm me your email addy and I'll try to explain...
I already got the e-mail suite; it didn't help things.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 06:15:00 PM
Just gottaq be a wayto get Sherri's voice to text...ugh
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: clemon79 on May 08, 2014, 06:17:20 PM
Just gottaq be a wayto get Sherri's voice to text...ugh

There is.

You can't afford it.

Period.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 07:07:10 PM
I'm still going to poke around and check it out...
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: clemon79 on May 08, 2014, 07:08:21 PM
I'm still going to poke around and check it out...

I'm sure you will. Happy hunting. Take your time.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 07:34:26 PM
I cant believe they don't even have GENERIC Long Island/Brooklyn female voices out there. Even something close would be decent.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: pacdude on May 08, 2014, 07:43:26 PM
Yeah, you really can't believe that something that takes hundreds of man hours, thousands of dollars and caters relatively specifically to practically only you doesn't exist? Color me surprised.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: clemon79 on May 08, 2014, 07:51:19 PM
I'm just gonna take a moment to guffaw heartily at the word "generic," followed by a specific borough and gender.
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: cyclone45 on May 08, 2014, 07:52:28 PM
Well...TTS voices exist, pacdude...even free ones. What I'm surprised at is trhat they haven't invented state specific ones yet...I mean, they have country/language... Why not state?
Title: Re: Not sure where to post this...help requested
Post by: pacdude on May 08, 2014, 08:09:21 PM
Because the return on investment for a Lawn Guyland accent is going to be one schmuck who gets his jollies off on one specific voice. The need for a company to invest in what you want is honestly just you.