Originally, I wasn't going to quote any of the previous posts, but I can't pass up this set-up line:
[quote name=\'FlashStash\' post=\'125890\' date=\'Aug 1 2006, 09:49 AM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'125886\' date=\'Aug 1 2006, 09:27 AM\']Except the way the chains are written, they're gonna go from top to bottom, which means the players are gonna play it top to bottom. ...[/quote]Not if they're thinking a bit...[/quote]If you think even a bit, you automatically fail the contestant screening.
Since American Idol's season ended, there's been nothing to watch on Tuesdays (to me, at any rate--Mom's just starting to get sucked in to House lately after watching the off-network repeats on USA, but that's getting off-topic). Yes, I know it's World Series of Poker season again, but again that's another topic. My point is, based on these reviews, Chain Reaction and Starface are just two more reasons to keep the set off tonight. If it seems like these shows are programming for the not-too-bright set, here's my (overly cynical) point of view:
Meet Joe Sixpack. He has more dollars than sense, no pun intended. He makes a lot of money even though he can't tell chain links from sausage links. And he's easily brainwashed into buying any old junk he sees on TV. (In fact, he's wearing a Victoria's Secret thong right now only because he's been exposed to the commercials, but I digress.) OTOH, I graduated from high school with a bronze cord and made the Dean's list in college three times, and I do about three sudoku puzzles a day. And I've seen the older versions of CR on USA. However, I'm the unemployed son of a dollar store owner who's very frugal with her money, and I've inheirited that trait.
So which one of us do today's advertisers want watching their ads, Joe Sixpack or me? That's right, Joe wins every time, and that's why TV today is cluttered with shows for dumb people (and thanks to our educational system, it's the third fastest-growing demo in the country, behind fat people and Hispanics). I never thought anyone, much less I, would be labelled as too smart to watch TV!
[color=\"#FF0000\"]Disclaimer:[/color] The story above was written with my tongue firmly in my cheek, especially that last paragraph. If you're actually taking this post seriously, Starface wants you as a contestant.