Author Topic: I can't believe it's 25 years. . . (Read 22672 times)

J.R. · « **Reply #45 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:29:16 PM »

Matt Ottinger doesn't have to watch Duel on ABC.

DoorNumberFour · « **Reply #46 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:43:40 PM »

Matt Ottinger is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

MikeK · « **Reply #47 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:00:47 PM »

Matt Ottinger doesn't use pens to play Pictionary. His glare burns the image into the paper.
Matt Ottinger takes a seat to nobody, even Chris Hansen.
Matt Ottinger is The Better Sex.
In Wheel of Fortune's infancy, Bankrupt was originally called "Matt Ottinger's Beatdown"
Matt Ottinger was chosen to host The Price is Right in 1972, but CBS couldn't put someone on TV who was so damn good.
American Gladiators was originally called American Ottingers, but everybody was scared off by that title.
What time is it? Whatever damn time Matt Ottinger feels like it is.
Matt Ottinger created electricity, ended communism in the Soviet Union, made love to 50 virgins, and hit 4 home runs in one Major League Baseball game. And that was before you woke up this morning.

Matt Ottinger: Serious Business.

/claims all responsibility for taking this thread off-track

JayDLewis · « **Reply #48 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:14:13 PM »

I have no idea what any of you people are talking about...

...so here's a picture of Matt Ottinger with a pancake on his head.

http://www.qwizx.com/shh/pancakematt.jpg

BrandonFG · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:32:45 PM »

-Matt Ottinger once beat entire the 1 vs. 100 mob...bare handed.
-Matt Ottinger appeared on Twenty-One, and won the game on a single, 21-point question. No one dared dispute the fact that 11 points was the limit.
-Matt Ottinger also played on an unaired Rich List episode in November 2006. He received his earnings regardless.
-Matt Ottinger knows Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

clemon79 · « **Reply #50 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:36:54 PM »

[quote name=\'JayDLewis\' post=\'173840\' date=\'Jan 4 2008, 03:14 PM\']
I have no idea what any of you people are talking about...
...so here's a picture of Matt Ottinger with a pancake on his head.
http://www.qwizx.com/shh/pancakematt.jpg
[/quote]
Yet another winnar!

/R.I.P. Oolong

tpirfan28 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:56:50 PM »

Just a thought (not a fact)...if the Ceramic Dalmatian on Wheel was a statue of Matt Ottinger, would we have seen more people put money on account because they were scared of the statue?

Steve McClellan · « **Reply #52 on:** January 04, 2008, 07:11:32 PM »

[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 4 2008, 11:50 AM\']Matt Ottinger doesn't worry about leaving the "1" behind on the Big Numbers, because Matt Ottinger can roll a one with two dice. Whenever he wants.[/quote]
And to all you nay-sayers, those are biceps up his sleeve, not Big ShowDown dice.

/got nothin'

NickS · « **Reply #53 on:** January 04, 2008, 07:11:49 PM »

You all know the theme to CBS' Double Dare and NBC's Card Sharks, right? That's not clapping -- that's Matt Ottinger beating the holy crap out of some unlucky guy that crossed his path.

DoorNumberFour · « **Reply #54 on:** January 04, 2008, 07:43:54 PM »

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Matt Ottinger.

DoorNumberFour · « **Reply #55 on:** January 04, 2008, 07:49:01 PM »

Matt Ottinger was once on Jeopardy.

This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache.

And a head.

ChrisLambert! · « **Reply #56 on:** January 04, 2008, 07:49:53 PM »

Deep down, Randy West knows that Matt Ottinger's got the Viva paper towels.

TimK2003 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:32:01 PM »

/Tom Kennedy ALWAYS gave Matt O. a master key to start any of the five cars he wanted on Split Second.

//Betty White hosted a game show pilot called "MATT OTTINGER!" but when Matt quit the show, Rick Rosner had to change the name to "Just Men".

davidhammett · « **Reply #58 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:44:25 PM »

When Matt Ottinger appeared on $ale of the Century, sales of lawn swings increased by 1000-fold.

Joe Mello · « **Reply #59 on:** January 04, 2008, 09:13:21 PM »

The reason Chuck Norris was invited to be with Mike Huckabee is because Huckabee was afraid the crowd would want Matt Ottinger to run for Prez himself and beat down the competition...............and also win the election.

/I have a cold. Leave me alone.