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[uncamark]

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'179853\' date=\'Mar 4 2008, 12:11 AM\']
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'179834\' date=\'Mar 3 2008, 11:21 PM\']
"YES! You are CORRECT sir!"
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"May your sister kiss a diseased yak."
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"Carnac requests complete silence."

"You get that most nights."

[Matt Ottinger]

Carnac:  "Dustin Hoffman"

Ed:  "Dustin Hoffman"

Carnac:  "Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman"

[clemon79]

I just have to take a moment to say that the people who are pumping out the Carson DVDs would make a MINT if they would do an entire Carnac set.

/and an Art Fern

[MikeK]

Carnac:  "John Paul, Ivory, and Chuck Barris."

McMahon:  "John Paul, Ivory, and Chuck Barris."

Carnac:  "Name a pope, a soap, and a dope."

/Would buy Lemon's suggested Carnac and Art Fern DVDs in a friggin' heartbeat

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'MikeK\' post=\'179890\' date=\'Mar 4 2008, 10:47 AM\']
Carnac:  "Name a pope, a soap, and a dope."[/quote]
Now, see, I prefer the construct of that one where he leaves the punchline unsaid:

Carnac: "The Blarney Stone, Argyle, and Dave Price."

Ed: "The Blarney Stone, Argyle, and Dave Price."

Carnac: "Name a rock, a sock, and a CBS weatherman."

/may a yak in heat become your sister's French tutor

[Matt Ottinger]

[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'179893\' date=\'Mar 4 2008, 02:02 PM\']
Now, see, I prefer the construct of that one where he leaves the punchline unsaid[/quote]
The beauty of the bit, we all have our favorite "types".  Mine were the ones that really defied traditional punchlines.

"Hey Diddle Diddle"

"How do you greet your Diddle Diddle?"

"Hickory Dickory Dock"

"Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?"

[lobster]

a treasure trove of 37 Carnac clips


    carnac: Dippity Do

    ed: Dippity Do

    carnac: what forms on your dippity early in the morning?

[Jay Temple]

A: Shish-kebab

Q: How do you tell Kebab to be quiet?

[clemon79]

Okay, normally these threads get tiring after a while, but I just never tire of good Carnac bits.

[Casey]

One I just happened to see:

A: Peter Pan.

Q: What do you use to fry a Peter?

[MikeK]

One of my fave Carnac lines, for obvious reasons:  May a mathematician do a number to your sister.

When a local station ran 2 hour blocks of Carson's Comedy Classics in 2005, I saved a good number of Carnac and Art Fern segments to DVD.  Now I must find them...

[dale_grass]

Pop Quiz: What four things are you supposed to do once you get to the Slauson Cut-off?

[MikeK]

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'179997\' date=\'Mar 4 2008, 09:33 PM\']Pop Quiz: What four things are you supposed to do once you get to the Slauson Cut-off?[/quote]
1.  Get out of your car
2.  Cut off your Slauson
3.  Get back in your car
4.  Drive 5 miles until you find the giant neon plunger or another giant neon item?

Now back to Dennis James, Art James, Art Fleming, Peggy Fleming, Peggy Cass, Mama Cass, and Sticky the Wonder Mule in "Ma and Pa Kettle Open Up a Brothel."

*Johnny Carson starts sucking face with Carol Wayne or Teresa Ganzel while an old movie plays*

[dale_grass]

[quote name=\'MikeK\' post=\'179998\' date=\'Mar 4 2008, 10:50 PM\']
[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'179997\' date=\'Mar 4 2008, 09:33 PM\']Pop Quiz: What four things are you supposed to do once you get to the Slauson Cut-off?[/quote]
1.  Get out of your car
2.  Cut off your Slauson
3.  Get back in your car
4.  Drive 5 miles until you find the giant neon plunger or another giant neon item?

Now back to Dennis James, Art James, Art Fleming, Peggy Fleming, Peggy Cass, Mama Cass, and Sticky the Wonder Mule in "Ma and Pa Kettle Open Up a Brothel."

*Johnny Carson starts sucking face with Carol Wayne or Teresa Ganzel while an old movie plays*
[/quote]
Kee-rect.  

\Has Squirt the Wonder Skunk been in any recent projects?

[TimK2003]

[Carnac]  "A Blarney Stone"

[Ed]  "A Blarney Stone"

[Carnac]  "What do Irishmen have a hard time passing through their Shaleleighs"

/Carnac was an excellent Jeopardy! player