Puzzles rejected by Wheel of Fortune

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'fostergray82\' post=\'230107\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 11:14 PM\']CHOKING A BITCH[/quote]
Approves

/obvious
//I like pulling this one out anyhow

[Craig Karlberg]

PRIVATE PARTS-Things or Title(if you wanna go the Howard Stern route)

[dazztardly]

onomatopoeia - Megaword

[Johnissoevil]

I DON'T GIVE A F*CK YOU-Before and after
YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP-Phrase

[NickS]

[quote name=\'fostergray82\' post=\'230105\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 12:17 AM\'][quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230085\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 09:34 PM\']Lemme try some more to make up for my epic fail at humor[/quote]
-PHRASE-

THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
[/quote]

Phrase:  A WINNAR IZ YOU -- that applies to the topic *and* your post.

/CAN I HAS CHEEZEBURGER
//YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG

[ten96lt]

Category: Song and Artist

F*CK YA MAN BY TILA TEQUILA

[Twentington]

Song lyrics: I GOT MY TOES IN THE WATER, ASS IN THE SAND (of course, it'd be a Prize Puzzle)

[Unrealtor]

People: KNOW-IT-ALL JEOPARDY WRITERS

Event: GETTING MERVED (for those unfamiliar with the term, it means being outed as gay in your obituary when you weren't exactly public about it in life)

What are you doing?: CATCHING A BAT WITH MY BARE HANDS (in honor of Manu Ginobili)

Where are we?: CANALS, ANNE FRANK & LEGAL MARIJUANA

[TimK2003]

The Category:  WHERE AM I??

The Puzzle:  HELL IF I KNOW


The Category: PEOPLE

The Puzzle:  BRAINLESS WHEEL WATCHERS


The Category: EVENT

The Puzzle:  BOB BARKER REACHES OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT


The Category:  BEFORE & AFTER

The Puzzle: SIT ON MY FACE THE MUSIC

[parliboy]

[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230047\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 01:16 PM\']As for Se7en, Pat has said you could call anything if you landed on Free Play, you'd call anything. I see no reason not to call a 7. Or an ñ. Or a glottal stop.[/quote]
Cool.  I'm gonna ask for a Batman symbol.

[BrandonFG]

[quote name=\'Unrealtor\' post=\'230125\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 01:08 PM\']Event: GETTING MERVED (for those unfamiliar with the term, it means being outed as gay in your obituary when you weren't exactly public about it in life)[/quote]
I lol'd. Hard. Well played!

-PHRASE-

I GAVE YOUR MOTHER
A FREE PLAY LAST NIGHT, TREBEK

[LetsGoMets2003]

Here's a horrifying thought, but it was the first "outlandish" puzzle that came to my mind.

Before And After: JOE BUCK NAKED

James

[catkins522]

[quote name=\'ten96lt\' post=\'230075\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 08:01 PM\']Or do a family guy
Category: Phrase
GO
_UCK
YOURSELF[/quote]

or:
KEBERT XELA - Name (maybe KenJen would take a shot of hosting)

Charles

[TheInquisitiveOne]

[quote name=\'LetsGoMets2003\' post=\'230129\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 02:52 PM\']Here's a horrifying thought, but it was the first "outlandish" puzzle that came to my mind.

Before And After: JOE BUCK NAKED

James[/quote]

For me, the thought of even HEARING Joe Buck is horrifying enough.

Anyway, let me try my hand:

Fill in the Blank:

? RUGS
? EGGS
? OFF

What are you doing?

PUNCHING THE CLOWN

Before and After

SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO THIRTEEN

Where am I?

ON THE GROUND SPITTING BLOOD AFTER GETTING SACKED (for us Bears fans)

Song Lyrics

TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up)

The Inquisitive One

/I tried.

[Joe Mello]

[quote name=\'LetsGoMets2003\' post=\'230129\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 01:52 PM\']Here's a horrifying thought, but it was the first "outlandish" puzzle that came to my mind.

Before And After: JOE BUCK NAKED[/quote]

I am absolutely offended.  There should be no place in Wheel of Fortune for Joe Buck.