Expecting people to know what it was called on sight was a recipe for even bigger comedic fail.
I was either going to go with mille-feuille or those brick cake ice-cream and chocolate layer thing that Mumsy would always have on weekends when me an' sis would be over, and then it would mysteriously disappear by 8p Sunday when we went back to Dad's.
/Wow. Mille-feuille is the French name for That. Score!
//Howdy back to Only Connect for teaching me a bit of culture.