[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Feb 18 2004, 12:30 PM\']Or the Peter Marshall doll; pull the string in back, and you can hear him recite his spiel from HSq..."Theobjectofthegameisto..." Set your own speeds: remedial, normal, warp...[/quote]
Brandon, your suggestion led me to recite what is probably the most common HSq spiel (from the original daytime version) as quickly as possible. To wit:
"Object for the players is to get three stars in a row, either across, up and down, or diagonally. It is up to them to figure out if the star is giving a correct answer, or making one up; that's how they get the squares. Each game is worth $200, we play a best two-out-of-three match, our players play for $400, and once a day we play a Secret Square game; we'll play that game as soon as we complete the one in progress. (Example of game reset) Two circles, one X, and Brandon, it's your turn; pick a star."
(Great googly-moogly; I remembered all the words.)
[Robert Klein's voice] ooooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ooooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOO! [/RKV]
My time: 16.52 seconds.
Esoteric Eric; BTW, Peter's superhero alter ego might use throwing stars as his weapons of choice... an All-Star Blitz, if you would.
*ducks flying produce*