Sad has just reached a new level

[chris319]

Test tube. Definitely test tube.

No condom needed.

[Dbacksfan12]

[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 12:21 AM\']Who's hosting? [/quote]
Michael Jackson.
The contestants are 11 years old.

[MikeK]

[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 12:21 AM\']Who's hosting?[/quote]
More importantly, is the head-to-head competition known as the Jack Off?

[itiparanoid13]

[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 12:16 PM\'][quote name=\'Jay Temple\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 12:21 AM\']Who's hosting?[/quote]
More importantly, is the head-to-head competition known as the Jack Off?

[snapback]71454[/snapback]

[/quote]


It'll apparently be going to Bravo, then.

[Kevin Prather]

[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 03:21 AM\'][quote name=\'Jay Temple\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 12:21 AM\']Who's hosting? [/quote]
Michael Jackson.
The contestants are 11 years old.

[snapback]71447[/snapback]

[/quote]

Yep, definitely FOX.

[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 9:16 AM\']More importantly, is the head-to-head competition known as the Jack Off?[/quote]

And we have a new leader in the race for Line of the Eon!

[dale_grass]

Some men will compete for the honor of being picked, some for the charity of helping a woman who wants to conceive.  Whoever it is, he'll be coming into a lot of money.

[Don Howard]

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 01:00 PM\']Some men will compete for the honor of being picked, some for the charity of helping a woman who wants to conceive.  Whoever it is, he'll be coming into a lot of money.

[snapback]71462[/snapback]

[/quote]
Will this "help" be shown on The Spice Channel?

[Speedy G]

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 02:00 PM\']Some men will compete for the honor of being picked, some for the charity of helping a woman who wants to conceive.  Whoever it is, he'll be coming into a lot of money.

[snapback]71462[/snapback]

[/quote]
Well that's a waste of perfectly good money...  =D

[starcade]

[quote name=\'itiparanoid13\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 05:13 PM\']I'm not kidding.  According to Reuters, who got it from Hollywood Reporter, True Entertainment and Brighter Pictures and co-producing a new TV reality show that

would pit a group of male contestants against each other for the honor of serving as a sperm donor to a woman willing to be impregnated.

And of course we have a twist!  The woman who apparently is so sad as to do this show gets to choose between the final two.  I have never been so flustered about reading a reality show premise before until this.  This definitely has pushed the boundaries way too far.  I'll post the link to the Reuters press release in a few if I am allowed.

[snapback]71382[/snapback]

[/quote]

Oh barf me with a pitchfork.  I'm sorry, but THIS is why I have to think most reality TV is rigged -- and, moreover, why game shows are dying.

People don't watch games to watch games.  They watch TV to see people get humiliated.

[TunaHead]

My first question was "Is she gonna be hot?" And if that is yes, "Do we have to use a test tube? Can't it be the real deal?"

I mean seriously.. If you're going to impregnate someone, might as well be able to enjoy it!

Secondly, is this poor sap that has to jerk off in a test tube also responsible for child support?

And here's my final question... Do the losers end up in "The Loser's Circle (Jerk)"?

[tyshaun1]

[quote name=\'TunaHead\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 09:10 PM\']And here's my final question... Do the losers end up in "The Loser's Circle (Jerk)"?

[snapback]71842[/snapback]

[/quote]

I'm officially nominating this as the..........

"LINE.....OF.....THE.....DAY!!"

Tyshaun

[J.R.]

Personally, I would prefer the money making this show spent on making an real-life version of "Tiny House".

-Joe R.

[GS Warehouse]

[quote name=\'JRaygor\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 01:19 AM\']Personally, I would prefer the money making this show spent on making an real-life version of "Tiny House".

[snapback]71890[/snapback]

[/quote]
You're not the first person who's said that, believe me!

[14gameshows]

I think TINY HOUSE would be a wonderful ratings hit reality show!  Speaking as one in the automobile industry, the TINY HOUSE commercial still to this day is talked about amongst co-workers, and they dont even watch reality programming.

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'14gameshows\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 02:22 PM\']I think TINY HOUSE would be a wonderful ratings hit reality show!
[/quote]
Wow.