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GS Warehouse

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« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2005, 01:23:30 AM »
"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2005, 01:29:17 AM »
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 10:23 PM\']"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!
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But Fremantle will put up a helluva fight for it. ;-)
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cmjb13

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« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2005, 05:45:15 AM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 01:29 AM\'][quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 10:23 PM\']"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!
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But Fremantle will put up a helluva fight for it. ;-)
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Wasn't too long ago a male contestant was wearing an Idol shirt in Contestant's row.
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KyleCHaight

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« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2005, 09:27:16 AM »
A few letters having fallen off might get a shirt that reads:

"BOB, I'M COMING" (ON DOWN)
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Don Howard

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« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2005, 09:30:50 AM »
[quote name=\'Frank15\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 10:47 PM\']"I'M GONNA WIN THE SHOWCASE!"
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I didn't take my Flintstones chewable this morning, so perhaps I'm a bit shallower than usual, but what would be objectionable about a T-shirt which read as above?
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Frank15

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« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2005, 10:58:08 AM »
The contestant had the nerve not to refer to it as the "showcase showdown" ;).
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clemon79

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« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2005, 11:36:49 AM »
[quote name=\'Frank15\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 08:58 AM\']The contestant had the nerve not to refer to it as the "showcase showdown" ;).
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Huh?
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Dbacksfan12

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« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2005, 12:04:28 PM »
[quote name=\'Frank15\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 10:58 AM\']The contestant had the nerve not to refer to it as the "showcase showdown" ;).
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And how the hell would anyone know that they didn't know the difference?
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GPeefalt

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« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2005, 12:31:02 PM »
IS THIS THE LINE FOR _________ (other show that tapes at CBS)?
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aaron sica

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« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2005, 12:35:23 PM »
"I CAME HERE TO MAKE A DEAL"
For a female: "IF I COME ON DOWN, THESE [arrows pointing to breasts] COME ON OUT!"
"I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL RIGHT INTO YOUNG & RESTLESS"
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Skynet74

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« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2005, 04:41:41 PM »
I don't know why I find this topic so much fun... but I do. Here are some more shirts to wear to guarantee that you won't get on stage.


 WHERE'S ROD?

 IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THOSE WHO HAVE BIG PENNIES?

 I GOT UP AT 3 AM AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY NAME TAG.

 I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 37 HOURS.

 YOUR WHEEL KILLED CRAIG KILBOURNE!

 I WALKED HERE FROM MAINE TO HEAR YOUR TARZAN YELL.

 I CAN'T STOP SWEARING

 A T-shirt with a Big Picture of Dian.  ;-)



 John
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GPeefalt

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« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2005, 05:03:50 PM »
WORLD'S SMALLEST SAMOAN
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uncamark

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« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2005, 05:51:14 PM »
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 01:23 AM\']"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!
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On the other hand, "Idol" *is* shot at TV City--and if Sandler wrote an "Idol"-themed Showcase, I don't think Stan would have a problem getting the theme music, if you get my drift...
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JMFabiano

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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2005, 08:11:13 PM »
[quote name=\'Desperado\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 06:37 PM\']"I Luv My Pet...Deep Fried & Smothered in Onions"
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Reminds me of the "Inferno" episode of Coupling (UK).  Jane tries to pass herself off as "bi-vegetarian," and when her psychiatrist Jill tries to tell her that's not possible, she torments her at dinner by giving the lamb chops sound effects, capping it off by saying, "If you like animals, you'll love lamb!"  (What I am saying in so many words is that this could be a variation on the quoted legend)  

Anyway, this is a thread that needs to go on and on forever.  So, how about...

THIS IS BRUCE'S PRICE IS RIGHT!  
"SIMON SAYS" WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS
An image of a certain potato-headed game show pilot cartoon character
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SamJ93

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« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2005, 09:09:23 PM »
If I may take a shot...hold your tomatoes please...

"I LOVED 'THE FAMILY GAME'"
"IS KEN JENNINGS STILL HERE?"

And say the American Communist Party were to visit the show (not likely, as TPiR is pretty much capitalism personified, but just go with it), their shirts might say...(Warning: Extremely un-PC humor alert)


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"THIS PINKO WANTS TO PLAY PLINKO"

--Sam
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It's a well-known fact that Lincoln loved mayonnaise!
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