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Kevin Prather

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« on: January 23, 2005, 05:22:34 PM »
My favorite of all time is the "What's a ho?" moment.

I also liked Ken's responses of "What is rap, y0?" and "What be ebonics?" I remember wishing that Alex would say "True that." lol.

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2005, 05:30:38 PM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 03:22 PM\']I also liked Ken's responses of "What is rap, y0?" and "What be ebonics?" I remember wishing that Alex would say "True that." lol.
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Even a simple "wurd!" would have satisfied me. :)
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johnnya2k3

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2005, 05:33:04 PM »
From the International Tournament in Sweden in 1997:

Alex: If a Japanese doctor asks you to stick out your "shita", he means this:
Contestant: What is your behind?

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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2005, 05:33:18 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 02:30 PM\'][quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 03:22 PM\']I also liked Ken's responses of "What is rap, y0?" and "What be ebonics?" I remember wishing that Alex would say "True that." lol.
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Even a simple "wurd!" would have satisfied me. :)
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Oh, lord. His teenager children would s*** bricks if he said either of those. LOL

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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2005, 05:40:35 PM »
IMO, the infamous "gardening tool" response was the best of all.

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2005, 05:40:43 PM »
A slightly queer moment:

Contestant: "Do You Think I'm 'Sex'y for $400, Alex."
Alex: "I do, indeed."

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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2005, 05:43:05 PM »
[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 02:40 PM\']A slightly queer moment:

Contestant: "Do You Think I'm 'Sex'y for $400, Alex."
Alex: "I do, indeed."
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Well, that certainly explains the first marriage not working...;-)

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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2005, 06:33:50 PM »
One female contestant from last summer who, during Final J! replied, "What is same answer as Ken's?"
"They're both Norman Jewison movies, Troy, but we did think of one Jew more famous than Tevye."

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2005, 06:41:57 PM »
[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 06:33 PM\']One female contestant from last summer who, during Final J! replied, "What is same answer as Ken's?"
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"What is see next podium? --->"  Ironically, the arrow pointed toward the challenger, who got that FJ right...while Ken missed.

"Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?"

"Nymphomania for $200, Alex."

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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2005, 07:00:21 PM »
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 05:41 PM\'][quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 06:33 PM\']One female contestant from last summer who, during Final J! replied, "What is same answer as Ken's?"
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"What is see next podium? --->"  Ironically, the arrow pointed toward the challenger, who got that FJ right...while Ken missed.
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That's only because when she drew it, it was pointing at Ken's.
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2005, 07:07:28 PM »
[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 04:00 PM\']That's only because when she drew it, it was pointing at Ken's.
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Nitpick: He. Ben Wiles. This was another incident.

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2005, 07:45:23 PM »
The full half-hour of the final game of the 1998 Tournament Of Champions featuring Kim Worth, Dan Melia and my personal friend (I talked to him for ten full seconds on the way to john at GSC-3) Bob Harris.

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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2005, 11:09:22 PM »
Marvin Shinkman, a dealer in rare stamps, when asked in the finals of the TOC what he'd do with $100K, responded that he'd roll around naked in a big pile of stamps.

Then there was the TOC finalist who did celebrity impressions and did one of Alex lecturing people about how they need to know more about Canada.  That's probably what drove Alex to become a US citizen.  :-)
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